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Cosmic cocktails
Cosmic
Cocktails
To Jupiter with Cocktail Tours
First stop moon Io, Sulphur Pub
Volcano Vodka if you please
with Cointreau, in a flaming tub
To moon Europa, let’s drink there
and try the feted Snowball Squirt
―a frosty blend that fits the scene
But don’t get blue stains on your shirt
To Saturn now, moon Titan’s turn
At Café Frozen Fog we’ll date
Two Mango Mists, but please take care
They’re served at minus one six eight
We home in on Enceladus
with geysers venting into space
Let’s drink a Hissing Highball Hose
But mind it doesn’t spray your face
The final moon, Iapetus
A barren place to down the brew
Drink Greyball and a Crater Crème
Oops, time to rush out to the loo
© Oliver Wright
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